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Let’s talk about squad depth. Let’s talk about spending £200M to improve the squad over the summer, and still finding yourself travelling out to Austria with six kids on the bench.

Whoops.

I know there’s a bit more going on behind the scenes - plus injuries which we didn’t suffer from last season - but still.

Having said that, it was a reasonably strong starting eleven, showing that if needed, we can still put out a half decent team.

5:45pm KO’s are WEIRD. I was hungry and thirsty, but this was no time to eat or BOOZE. The game - the dodgy modern interweb stream - needed by full attention.

I liked the Graz all black kits. With Forest playing in the off colour white, this game had the look of a game of chess.

It wasn’t really played out that way though.

Forest clearly wanted the checkmate within the first fifteen minutes. It was a very strong start, but with no obvious openings.

It still feels odd to be starting an away game in Europe as favourites. I use to get the heebeegeebees for Blackburn away not too long ago.

D***y who?

Kalimuendo looked strong. The end product might have been missing tonight, but he does give us other options compared to Wood, Jesus and Taiwo.

I was longing for a Yates goal on the European stage. He seems to have put the Swansea shitshow behind him.

Never write the Forest Captain off. I make that seven consecutive Head Coaches who have all felt the same.

Number one is Ryan Yates, Number two is Ryan Yates…

The Gaffer looked proud to be wearing the Forest badge on the touchline in Europe. Even with our BONKERS start to the season, not many managers in the history of the club can get to feel this way.

John looked dodgy in goal. It was an experiment that we just about got away with. Premier League strikers won’t be as forgiving as the Graz forward line.

Neco was unplayable. I’m going early and calling him Player of the Season.

MGW meanwhile should be nowhere near the next England squad. That’s harsh, but he looks like he needs some headspace. It was a poor, poor pen.

And yep - Yates was deffo fowled for the follow up.

The second half was all a little meh. Forest had run out of ideas, and Graz wanted to play for the point.

Dominguez was lively, and deserves a PL start; possibly McAtee as well if he’s not injured after tonight. I’m not sure where you would slot him into the PL starting eleven though.

The game drifted for the final thirty minutes or so. As ever, subs for both teams got in the way and clogged up the flow of the game.

It was an incredibly frustrating watch. My highlight of the half was when the cameras zoomed on the Generation Chaos banner in the home end. It looked cool as fuck with the custom Crass font.

And so a point away from home in Europe. BC would have taken that. The PL is more pressing.

DIRTY, DIRTY Leeds, etc.

I felt the Forest fans. It’s long way to travel away from home, and not to see any goals.

A quick look at some of the other Europa League scores, and OH MY DAYS.

Bloody Midget Land.

If we are to progress in the knock out phase of this competition, then I fear that we will have to face them once again.

Over at Vauxhall, where the tranquility of the Thames was disturbed by an annoyingly LOUD tannoy man on a tourist boat. Don’t believe a word they say. You’d get more accuracy out of ChatGPT.

A little business in town, and then back down again, crossing at Lambeth. For shit ‘n’ giggles, etc.

Lambeth Bridge has been a bloody pain for a few months now. The resurfacing and new layout works still seem a long way off. Nice cycle path, mind.

SHOUT OUT to the old school punk sitting out side the Socialist Party of GB HQ as I ran along Clap’ham High Street this morning.

If it wasn’t for me pounding the mean streets of SW4, I probably would have stopped by for a chat.

The fella was rocking the Punk’s Not Dead look. He wouldn’t have looked out of place on an Exploited album cover from 1984.

Some form of staff was in place. My eyes lit up at first when I thought he was flogging on old punk CD’s.

The return leg of the route concluded that it was Socialist pamphlets.

The revolution will be involve cheap cider, etc.

He stood out like a punk on a postcard along Clap’ham High Street. Even with the Bright Young Things of SW4 back at work, passing through Clap’ham is like landing in another Universe these days.

I pressed on with the run, back down to earth and back down to Sunny Stockwell. I took in the lovely Larkhall Park detour.

The Tree Men were in place, chatting shit etc, buried away amongst the bushes.

It’s a very localised sight, and even then, one that you might miss and you run or walk past.

The Tree Men are a group of elderly fellas who take cover in some of the bushes around the Wandsworth Road end of the park. They turn the daily gathering into quite an event, with picnic stools and music.

The picnic of choice appears to be BOOZE and strong weed.

But they’re harmless.

Like the Punk’s Not Dead dude of SW4, the Tree Men of lovely Larkhall are a reminder that South London 2025 is not all about luxury apartments and hot yoga.

Life carries on behind the fringes, often in pretty bleak circumstances. That doesn’t make it any less worthy.

“If it saves the life of a child then it is worth it”: Cycle lane under fire over £500,000 “safety improvements”, but councillors defend scheme which has reportedly boosted bike use by 41%

I’m pleased the 1,001 Albums list threw up the Shack album this morning. I’d forgotten completely about the band, plus The Pale Fountains.

There was a lot going on back in 1999 - both musically and personally. I was always aware of HMS Fable through the music press, though I’ve never listened to it. Which is odd, seeing as though the NME banged on about it.

It sits perfectly in a post-Britpop world. There’s even an argument that The Pale Fountains were very early forerunners for all that followed.

On HMS Fable you have the melodies, plus the production. I would have preferred something a little more raw and rough around the edges. The songs are strong enough to carry it without the polish.

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An early evening walk out to Vauxhall and back. Having spent three hours on a stupid train, I was in need of a leg stretch.

I headed up South Lambeth Road, through Little Porto and past Vauxhall Park.

I did think of stopping off briefly at South Lambeth Library. But I’d only end up flicking through the local history section.

Why read about local history when you MAKE IT?

Forward ever, backwards never, etc Comrades.

The Transpontine skies were dark, only punctured by the GAWD awful fireworks. I’d forgotten how shitty 5th November can be around these parts.

You don’t look towards the sky, but keep an eye out in front of you instead. Fireworks were meant to be launched, not thrown, fella.

I reached Vauxhall Bus Station. It’s an apocalyptic setting that seems to change each month. I’ve long since lost count of the new towers that appear on the horizon around Nine Elms.

They’re not to everyone’s architectural tastes, but I rather like them. You can’t stop progress. London is never finished. It would be pretty stale and shitty if that was the case.

I’d add in the usual disclaimer about foreign investment, empty luxury apartments, a soulless enclave etc.

But Nine Elms was a wasteland fifteen years ago. At least we’ve got a skyline that has a little character. Please stop now though. No more obscuring of those proud four chimneys of Battersea.

I bloody LOVE Vauxhall Bus Station. Which makes me sound a little further on the spectrum than I suspect I already am.

I would say that the S Ldn ski slope is not long for this world. But it’s been that way for over a decade now.

I lose touch with the various developer plans and deals. I do recall reading recently though that TfL has finally done a deal that will involve some form of land swap with a developer.

This is all such a shame. Vauxhall remains futuristic. The ski slope hasn’t aged one bit.

The only downer for the area is the public male toilets. They would make even a Frenchman blush, such is the lack of modesty afforded when you board a bus and have sight of a gentleman syphoning his python.

They REEK of piss as you walk past as well, natch.

Time was a little tight for me. I had plans to cross the Old Father at Vauxhall, and then back once again over Lambeth Bridge.

I kept it Transpontine and did something of a detour around the backstreets of Kennington and then through Lambeth Wall.

OI! etc.

It looks so peaceful. Trust me, it’s not at 5pm on 5th November 🧨

I’m telling you nothing new here: Nottingham’s a dump. But then again, so is everywhere else - within reason, and with the usual caveats. Cities across England seem to share the same weary story. I do appreciate it’s more nuance than that, of course.

We had the same conversation after a day out in Ipswich. I’ve had similar thoughts walking back through Colchester.

Actually, Norwich was the exception. Admittedly, I only had a day to blitz the place, but it didn’t carry that same air of decline - that quiet sense of things being irreversibly broken - that hangs over Nottingham these days.

And that hurts. It’s my hometown, after all. I only had time for a brief wander today, but even from my unscientific stroll it’s clear the city has deteriorated over the past year.

The feeling hit hardest around Broad Marsh. That once-infamous shopping centre is now an empty shell, being taken down pillar by pillar. It was an absolute shambles in its final years, sure, but for those of us who grew up here, Broad Marsh was the gateway to the city.

I looked up at the remnants of the old building today and remembered the shops that once defined my teenage years: Revolver Records, the smaller indoor HMV, even that gift shop in the early ’80s that sold knock-off Rubik’s Snakes and the poster of the tennis player scratching her arse.

Maybe I’m romanticising it all. Maybe the Nottingham of my youth wasn’t so different - maybe this is what fifty-somethings do: wander their hometowns remembering when it was all a bit better, a bit brighter, a bit more “proper.”

But I can’t see how the city bounces back from where it is now. Will anyone really be reminiscing about “the good old days” of 2025 in twenty-five years’ time? I doubt it.

I’m not up to speed on what the future holds for Broad Marsh. There’s a small area there now that’s turned into a kind of urban wilderness - the planting started out tidy, but it’s been allowed to rewild itself, thankfully. Unless there’s a proper master plan and serious investment, maybe that’s the best thing for it: let nature take over until the money - and the imagination - returns. At least it gives today’s teenagers somewhere to carve out their own memories.

Because that’s what it’s all about, really. My looking-ahead days are long gone. I’m content to listen to my records, buy clothes I’ll never wear, and drink endless cups of tea.

But as I walked around Nottingham at lunchtime, I couldn’t shake the thought: what kind of future are we leaving for the young? I loved my teenage years - full of optimism, affordable education, and at least the promise of a job or two. It more or less worked out.

But to be 16, 17 or 18 in 2025? Good luck.

Cultural appropriation probably isn’t appropriate. These days we call it a collab. Both styles suit each other, with Ry Cooder holding down the more freestyle Mali approach. Makes we want to go and listen to some Andy Kershaw.

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An unexpected new drop form Kae Tempest, and a most welcome cover of George Michael’s Freedom ‘90.

It doesn’t have the same energy of the original, but I don’t think that’s the point with Kae. It’s obviously a song with a powerful message as Kae continues with his outstanding artistic and personal development.

It’s better than the ropey Robbie Williams cover, recorded with a similar message in mind.

George would have been proud of the direction being taken here. I often wonder how he would have thrived in a post-WOKE 2025 cultural environment.

Kae’s playing Brixton on Saturday. I’m keen to cut a deal with a tout.