From the Allotment:

Rejoice! We finally have some colour to our allotment palette!

So here we have some red tomatoes to add to the yellow hue. I’ve been told that these aren’t your bog-standard red tomatoes but some kind of autumnal variety. I’m not sure if that is a statement or not on how our four seasons are currently fucked.

Plus don’t forget the obligatory spherical courgette. These are stacking up now like a bin full of footballs at Sports Direct. If nothing else then they would make for half-decent vegetable weapons if a battle of the garden ever broke out.