It will never cease to amaze me the amount of tat you can give away. And so we’re having something of a garden redesign. This involves getting rid of all the tat which we have out-tatted. Apologies to any of the tat dippers who have picked up our tat from outside the house, but also, equally, a thank you. You’re certainly helping us out.

The speed at which this stuff disappears is quite incredible. Our water butt this morning lasted less than a couple of minutes. That surely got to beat even the South Lambeth Road tat timings. Good effort, tatters.