I must confess I have never heard of Curaçao as a country, let alone a competitive football team. My geography knowledge started with the home countries and ended with irrigation, before I even had the chance to continue with an O Level in a subject I had no interest in.

But blimey. Curaçao have certainly lit up the World Cup in the opening 30 minutes. Their navy blue shirt with yellow shorts is sexy as fuck. Expect sales of these to be the must-have kit this summer. SHOUT OUT to Germany for having a retro feel with an Italia 90 look.